Infrared

by Teuast

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released August 18, 2013

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Track Name: Heal Me Maybe
I threw myself in a tomb,
Had to clear all of the rooms.
Then Tp’d straight to my doom;
Bunch of noobs in my way.
A wizard spell-bombed like shit,
All of the bosses got hit.
Place turned into a death pit,
Then got hit with the spray.
My heart is poundin’
Low health, Bes is Rageing
Left and right, People dying,
Good thing that there is a priest!
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy
But my health is low, so heal me maybe
And all the other priests, they’re out of mp
But you’re the last one, so heal me maybe!
It's hard to fight right,
When I'm low on HP.
So take out your tome,
And heal me maybe
And all of the f**king scarabs,
They try to chase me.
And my health is low,
So heal me maybe!
You took your time with the heal
I said "some heals would be ideal"
Then white dusts* appeared at my heels,
Got back in no more delay
I used my big nerves of steel,
Slayin' Bes like it's no big deal
Still no loot for me to steal
2 bosses left to slay
Oh, Shit! Geb is raging,
Left, right, dildos** flyin'
All 'round, gravestone popin'
Run like a girl back to the priest!
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy!
But I got hit by a dildo, so please heal me maybe.
And all the other priests, they're all now dead meat,
But you're the last one, so heal me maybe!
It's hard to fight right,
When I'm low on HP.
So take out that tome,
And heal me maybe.
And all the artifacts,
They try to rape me.
But you got a tome,
So please heal me maybe!
Before you gave me my health back, I was so dead
I was so dead
Oh, I was so, so dead
Before you gave me my health back, I was so dead
I was so dead
But now I'm still a-live *track cuts out, straight yelling* FUCK. OH MY GOD YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME. NO. THAT DID NOT JUST FUCKING KILL ME. *pause* FUCK!!!